It's actually getting embarrassing now. He said he was coming and he hardly meant he was going home for the fecking Gathering. He's had over a month to come and find me. I even told him where I'm operating at the moment, and still no sign. Not even a cryptic blog post.
So I've decided to be proactive and send someone after him. She's my apprentice. A regular prodigy too, let me tell you. It's not just that she's full of rage, but that she's learned how to hone it into a fine point. She'll wreak havoc with him.
And, hey, if she doesn't, at least she'll drag him into action. The game's just not as fun when Sufjan refuses to play. Let's see what I can do about that.